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Mrs.  Pamela  Boyd
Teacher Assistant

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Professional Mess Maker/Teacher Assistant/Mom

I am not your typical Teacher Assistant!  I hold degrees in Art and Architecture, coursework in teaching, and a host of life experiences from traveling the United States.  I have been a Marine Wife for over 18 years and have four beautiful children, Jack (22), Brandon (19), Emily (14), and Samantha (12).  I grew up in New England (Go Patriots and Red Sox) but my heart lies in New Orleans.  We are here in Coastal Carolina for the long haul as my parents recently retired to this area (to be near their grandkids and to harass their oldest daughter).

I have energy, creativity, and a love for mess making!



Mrs. Boyd's truly strange vocabulary .....parents, I promise you these are real words, riddles, and word play!


kerfuffle - a commotion or fuss, especially one caused by conflicting views

apoplectic - overcome with anger; extremely indignant

kvetch - a person who complains a great deal, or to complain

onomatopoeia - the formation of a word, as cuckoo, meow, honk, or boom, by imitation of a sound made by or associated with its referent. 



30 days have September, April, June, and November 

All the rest have 31

With February having only 28


Riddle - How many months have 28 days?

All of them!


Did you hear about the actor who broke through the floorboards? 
He was just going through a stage.

How do you paint a rabbit purple? 

With purple hare spray!

What is a cow without a map? 

Udderly lost!

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hall. 

One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I’ll go on a head."

Why can’t fishermen be generous? 

Because their business makes them sell fish.

I took the shell off my racing snail to try and speed it up.

It just made it sluggish.

Why do ghouls and demons get on so well? 

Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

What do you call a guy with no legs in leaves? 


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They are always stuffed!

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.

Why are playing cards like wolves?

They come in packs.

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

Q. Why can’t a man living in New York be buried in Chicago?
A. Because he’s still living!

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps during the night.

Q. A man is six feet tall, he's an assistant at the local deli and wears size nine shoes. What does he weigh?

A.  Meat.

Q. What do these words have in common: Madam, civic, eye, level?
A. If you read them all backwards, they make the same word.

This is a palindrome.

Q. When you have me, you feel like sharing me. If you do share me, you don't have me. What am I?
A. A secret.

Q. I am an insect. The first part of my name is the name of another insect. What am I?
A. Beetle.

Q. Which part of a boat does a shopaholic like the most?
A. The sail (sale)

Q. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A. Short

Q. What type of cheese is made backwards?
A. Edam

Q. I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE